sober as a judge...

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. I see all this potential -- God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables;  they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning slowly that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. ...as presented by hitchWORLD1969 Book Club©. I have scanned in the 208 page/ 30 chapter novel of this great movie for the hitchWORLD faithful. There are several download options. You can get a chapter at a time, or the entire book as one file. The book is presented in Windows WordPad format, so it's compatible with everything but Windows 3.1- and you'll want to download and install the dougSCRIPT font so the pages will display as this artist intended them. uh huh uh huh. Finally, you might want to check out the FIGHT CLUB superPACK, it's all the downloads here plus a few goodies, including the MOVIE SCRIPTS (below as well). For all downloads, right click on and choose "Save File As". As you peruse this fine book, as a hitchWORLD Book Club Member, please check into the hitchWORLD Discussion (HERE) to discuss it with the other members of the book club! ENJOY!! ©2001. Paper Street Soap Company/hitchWORLDTyler Durden Public Service Announcement

 HERE  (zipped)
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fFor fonts, save in C:\WINDOWS\FONTS\ or install from the FONTS icon in Control Panel:

download it HERE!
                 download it HERE!

Or, you can download each chapter at a time- they are about 3-10 pages each. Click on the number:

                                    

                       download chapter 1   download chapter 2  download chapter 3download chapter 4download chapter 5download chapter 6download chapter 7download chapter 8download chapter 9download chapter 10

                    downlod chapter 11download chapter 12download lucky chapter 13get chapter 14 nowi love chapter 15you need chapter 16?i want chapter 17get chapter 18chapter 19 is fineteen!chapter 20 bankruptcy!

                chapter 21 is a lot of fun!get chapter 22!chapter 23 is fine for me!chapter chapter chapter 24stay alive with chapter 25...chapter twenty-SEX???get chapter 27!download chapter 28chapter 29!chapter 30!

 


by Jim Uhls

Shooting Script

** Final **
(separated in 4 parts)

see the website I shoplifted mine from! more fight club videos...steal them

click to see the RULES of doug's cubicle...

"It was right in everyone's face. Tyler and I just made it visible. It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.  Tyler and I just gave it a name... Every week, Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided."

Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight Club..

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
The third rule of Fight Club is: if someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
The fourth rule of Fight Club is: only two guys to a fight.
The fifth rule of Fight Club is: one fight at a time, fellas.
The sixth rule of Fight Club is: No shirts, no shoes.
The seventh rule of Fight Club is: fights will ONLY go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth, and FINAL rule of Fight Club is: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight...

My boss found this in the copy machine.

©2001. an original hitchWORLD1969 production.