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Topic: I LOVE hitch1969, you do
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
07:30 PM
Title says it all, children.
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
07:48 PM
The reviews are coming in... SOCALCHELLE had this to say...
"Well, Hitch, let me tell ya......you stepped over my "personal
line" over there in PD. I'm not about to email you privately about
this and allow you to have MY email address. (SoCalChelle here, in
case you are too stupid to figure it out by yourself.) Just thought
I'd let you know that the crap you're saying to me over there is
totally out of line. As a matter of fact, 99% of what you've said
over there just proves what a Neanderthal you really are. Honestly,
I've tried to see things from your perspective but I can't seem to
get my head that far up my ass."
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
07:53 PM
George5150 posted this:
"Ah hitch1969 at it again, man, when I first read your post about
the drinking thing and Val, I though you were a freak, now I know
it."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
07:57 PM
But BIFFMALIBU, in his wisdom, did not take offense at hitch1969's
ramblings about alcohol:
"Still making friends Hitch?! :P
There's no one like you."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:01 PM
MUGAMBI BABY was a bit more cautious:
"Mugambi Baby doesn't know hitch1969, but Mugambi Baby is
confused by him."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:10 PM
eddie_italian loved hitch's attempts at Italiano:
"Hey HITHC1969 ... ya wanna know the italian translation of
MOTHERFUCKERS !? ... It's "figli di puttana " ! ... You're too funny
my bud !"
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:14 PM
STRUNGOUT is ultimately skeptical of hitch:
"Hitch: right......"
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:19 PM
Bradman was most kind and generous to the hitchman:
"You're not gone yet Hitch...just on thin ice. Your deleted
topics should have been a warning. Just be cool, and you'll have no
problems here."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:24 PM
Tucker was most harsh:
"Hey Hitch, I just went out of my way to register on this board
so I could tell you that you're and f@cking d#ckhead. I really hope
they toss you from this boarlike they did over at the Links. Later
moron."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:27 PM
Vince, while reserved in his composure, let loose this missive:
"We're supposed to read all this mindless, greedy, psycho-babble
from a fucking Trekkie and interpret it as a valid argument?
If
I had it in my power, I'd boot you outta here for that crap you
spewed forth earlier, and for the bullshit you vomited above. There
wasn't any logic located anywhere in that manifesto. You sure you're
not related to the Unabomber? Ask Scotty to beam your sorry ass back
up, Trekkie."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:30 PM
diamondD4ever took a more realistic approach to hitch1969's
candor...
"Hitch knows he's going to get a rise out of everyone with that
post. He spewed the same exact article over at http://www.dlrarmy.com/ and he got the same
reaction. Anyone that can use the arguments of a television show
written by Gene Roddenberry as the basis for his argument hasn't got
one. How can your arguement hold water based on the words of a
fictional character? He knows it. He just wants you to rant about
it. He'll go saying the same thing in another post as soon as this
one wears out. He's a funny guy until he gets this started all the
time."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:35 PM
Once again, BIFFMALIBU was there to lend a hand...
"Oh, holy shit! I can't believe what I'm reading here! Can't we
all just get along?
If not for Hitch, and a few others, this
board would suck major ass!"
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Spammy
Francis Hagar
Henchman
Posts: 11
From:Seattle, WA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 13, 2000
08:37 PM
C'mon hitch,
You seem like such a smart guy with a pretty quick wit. Why you
actin' like such a retard?
P.S. Your signature quote is quite fabulous!
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A man needs love to live,
I'm the livin'
proof,
catch that smell and I hit the roof!
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:38 PM
DITZBITCH proved true to her namesake:
"My first thought was that Hitch is an absolute a$$hole, ignore
him. Then S-Bug voiced quite a few of my own thoughts....I was going
to leave it at that, however, I must add my 2 cents"
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
08:47 PM
Open Letter to Spammy Francis Hagar and the other pleasure domers:
Please let me have my moment. It keeps me from saying other
stupid shit on real topics. Feel free to BASH me here.
That's my promise to you, the Pleasure Dome public. Let hitch be
an ass on THIS thread. I'll NOT be an ass on any other thread.
Let's all party and get wasted!
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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Spammy
Francis Hagar
Henchman
Posts: 11
From:Seattle, WA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 13, 2000
09:14 PM
Well bitch, let's see what you got. Roll up!
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A man needs love to live,
I'm the livin'
proof,
catch that smell and I hit the roof!
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Poundcock
Henchman
Posts: 31
From:Oshkosh, WI
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 13, 2000
09:17 PM
Hitch1969,
You're very entertaining. Would it be okay if we called you
bitch1969 for shits and grins?
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Shamus
Henchman
Posts: 18
From:Grand Junction, CO USA
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
09:22 PM
Hitch- You remind me of that itch between my toes that just won't go
away without an ointment of some kind. Oh, well, I bet you're a
blast at parties...
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
09:26 PM
Poundcock: (cool name btw) BITCH1969 it is!
Shamus: Thanks dude!!! You rock!
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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conmee
Henchman
Posts: 19
From:LoCal
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 13, 2000
09:54 PM
I've saluted you with a bottle of malt liquor twice, and you don't
even have the decency to quote me in this love-fest?!?!?
And you haven't been using my "...emasculate and domesticate" tag
for ages! What gives?!?!
And has for SoCalChelle, does SuzieQ over at Army know about this
little tryst you're tryin' to put together?!?!
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Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass,
gettin' my drink on, and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat
spliff!
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
10:01 PM
my army brother CONMEE, who I've done 3 tours of hitch1969 with,
said:
"Here's to you hitch! (conmee cracks open a 40oz of Old English
and raises it in hitch's direction...)I'll miss ya' when you're gone
from here. But you still have a home at the Army (for the time
being)! Thanks for the props over there, btw!"
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VH-real
R&R
Henchman
Posts: 22
From:Hendersonville, Tn USA
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
10:01 PM
Hitch, I think that you are pretty cool. I don't understand why
these people don't seem to like you, I think that you are hilarious,
yet very insightful. Keep on rockin!
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
10:03 PM
Conmee: I musta been cuttin' and a pastin' as you were typin'....
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
10:10 PM
Spammy Francis Hagar threw hitch1969 some props over on that MITCH
MALLOY, MALONE, whateverFUCK debacle:
"Oh hitch, you are killing me. I can't stop lauging."
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
10:13 PM
Conmee:
"And has for SoCalChelle, does SuzieQ over at Army know about
this little tryst you're tryin' to put together?!?!"
SSShhhhh, SSSShhh!, bro. hitch likes a little piece on the side.
Man's gotta be a man...
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 13, 2000
11:19 PM
And like the fireworks show on the 4th of July, hitch1969 presents
this GRAND FINALE!!! We begin with WOLFGANG5150:
"hitch says a lot I don't agree with, but he can have whatever
opinion he wants. I'm pretty sure I've said things people disagree
with too, but lets keep hope alive and help each other through this
difficult time."
Next, one of hitch1969's personal favorites, from RESPECT THE
WIND:
"ok, i'm sure that i'm going to take some shit for this, but hey,
its what i think. Hitch1969 has a huge point when he says that Ed
may not want to be sober. Its hard to know what someone really wants
to do, and in my opinion, as long as Ed isn't hurting anyone other
than himself, its his business. and besides, as long as you don't
take him too seriously, hitch is hilarious as hell."
VON HALEN seemed ambivlalent to the cause of hitch1969:
"Having not had a drink in almost 11 years myself, I can relate a
little to what Hitch is saying...After all, until we hear from the
band, everything else is just RUMOURS! Hitch, go get drunk and watch
Star Trek."
EVHISAGOD really got to the point:
"Let me get this straight. I join this board to chat and message
fellow VH worshippers, and what do it get? Arguments about Dave
being a God, Gary sucking major rocks, Hitch fucking with everyone
and them taking it seriously, and absolutely nothing concrete."
Good point, bro. Next up, is SoCalChelle, who opened this show,
and should close it:
"Not the brightest bulb, huh?! Boy, I bet you get all the chicks
with a line like that. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an
unarmed person. Us get together.....no, I think not. I prefer men
that have evolved past the point where they're knuckles are dragging
on the ground."
hitch1969 leaves....
house lights dim and the lighters flick on and off, a chant of
"hitch, hitch, hitch, hitch...."
hitch1969 RETURNS FOR THE ENCORE!!!
ONFIRE said this about hitch1969's impending banishment from the
pleasure dome. I don't know why, but it's the one I hold closest to
my heart and will show my kids when they grow up and are calling me
a useless deadbeat dad and telling me to fuck off:
"don't get too excited...........
he'll be
back.
always has
always does
always will"
Goodnight, PLEASURE DOME!!!
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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Mugambi
Baby
Henchman
Posts: 25
From:
Registered: Oct 2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
01:48 AM
quote:
Originally posted by hitch1969:
MUGAMBI BABY was a bit more
cautious:
"Mugambi Baby doesn't know hitch1969, but Mugambi Baby is
confused by him."
Mugambi Baby is always cautious. Mugambi Baby is wise like
Confucius. Mugambi Baby knows to be cautious is to be wise. Mugambi
Baby likes hitch1969. Mugambi Baby laughs at hitch1969's posts.
Mugambi Baby hopes hitch1969 likes Mugambi Baby.
Mugambi Baby is Confucius' "Grasshoppa."
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No News Is Bad News.
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BiffMalibu
Henchman
Posts: 78
From:Pasadena CA, USA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 14, 2000
11:56 AM
A board without Hitch is like a day without sunshine, or some shit
like that.
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
12:50 PM
Good Morning...
I awoke from a slumber 'round the crack of 1:00 today at
household hitch, and marveled at the beauty of being hitch1969.
I thought of my brothers at the army, the Linkers, and the
DOMERS. I pondered to myself: what is the greatest gift that
hitch1969 could give these blessed souls???
Was it the gift of silence? Or perhaps deepened wisdom offered by
the hitchman in a world of rumors, skepticism and deception?
Folks, I entered a deep meditation. The answer eluded me. I
consulted the Priests of the Temple. I stand a top a spiral stair.
An oracle confronts me there...
Still, my vision was clouded by the grandeur of simply being
hitch1969, all the greatness of that being, and the love I feel from
everyone here.
Damn, feels good to be a gangsta!!!
I am hitch1969. The Lord walks with me, and he talks with me.
Blessed are you, to have the hitchman...
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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SoCalChelle
Henchman
Posts: 97
From:Fontana, CA, USA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 14, 2000
01:42 PM
Good idea keeping all of your lameness confined to one spot. But
don't you think this would be better suited to the "Watering
Hole"?
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
01:47 PM
SoCalChelle: That's my baby... lookin' good through window!!!
mediocre intelligence, little thick in the bottom, but still
lookin' alright!!!
That's why I love you, baby. But as I said: Drop the Diva act.
Good looks are only gonna get you so far with the hitchman...
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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SoCalChelle
Henchman
Posts: 97
From:Fontana, CA, USA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 14, 2000
02:46 PM
I'm not your "baby", but as long as you save all of your idiotic
comments for this thread, we won't have any problems. Keep following
me around and hitting on me in your pathetically egotistical way
elsewhere and we will have a problem.
Was that clear enough for you?
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
05:08 PM
hitch1969 loves how chicks can continually badmouth and THREATEN him
and get away with it. Oh, you're such a victim SoCal...
I think it sucks that I've got to pay for every dude that wronged
you. What's wrong, princess, did daddy abandon you? Ever hear "She's
Got Issues" by the Offspring?
I see it time and time again from you women. Why can't you
lighten up? You always want it both ways- special treatment because
you're a chick, equal treatment otherwise. Always embracing the
double standard when you need it, and whining about it when someone
calls you slutty or what have you.
Hey, SoCal, I'm a cool dude. I'm pretty proficient at
intercourse, but I'm hung like a 8 year old. But I could treat you
so well. I'd listen to all your bullshit about your stupid catfights
at work. I'd offer my "thoughts and feelings" about your "issues" in
a sensitive and caring way. I'll let you shop til you drop with MY
MONEY. I'd hold you with my big, strong hands and tell you everythig
is gonna be ok...
Of course, I'd bang all your friends behind your back, but I'm
just a guy. A guy who tells it like it is. And I think, SoCal, if
you really want to find the source of your frustration, it's time
for a deep look within yourself. I'm not your problem...
Get over your learned helplessness. Don't whine about me, and how
I "harass" you. Have some confidence in yourself. Maybe then, you
could like me. I know I like me.
Learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all...
wow. I turned myself on, there. Brb, gotta go masturbate in front
of a full length mirror, get the candles going, make it special...
hitch out...
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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Poundcock
Henchman
Posts: 31
From:Oshkosh, WI
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 14, 2000
05:43 PM
Hitch,
You are the shit!! You should come out with your own CD or
something. Something like, ya might be a VH Freak if......
Keep up the good work.
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Van Halen R.I.P. (1974-1996)
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
06:13 PM
Poundcock: thanks, bro...
I81B4U had hitch1969 in front of the mirror last night after I
read his topic "to the band". In it, he discussed his overall
concern for the disposition of Van Halenland:
"Gentlemen, It has benn a while now since we last heard from you.
It has come to the point where we just need a little bit of news.
Anything. As you may be able to tell from this forum tension is
running high. Fans are taking shots at other fans, there was a
member who called himself "Sick of Eddies Lies", and you've got
Hitch1969 writing a whole post to himself. This is just chaos!"
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 14, 2000
11:48 PM
EXECUTIONOR posted this over on the Vince Neil thread, although
eventually it was all a misunderstanding:
"hitch1969, cut the bullshit man. I understand you might be
frustrated, but enough is quite enough. The guy just said something
he was excited he had heard and you dogged all over him. What's up
with that?"
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 15, 2000
12:03 AM
I am truly moved to, uhhhh, well my bowels moved when I read this
crap posted over at the LINKS by BASSMAN:
"For example, AJW posted a rumor that he heard titled "OK
Insiders, shoot this one down" or something like that. AJW's post
was interesting, but then that "hitch1969" dumbass posted something
stupid about how Ed should start drinking again (which he's done
before just to rile people up). The whole thread now is nothing but
people calling hitch an asshole, and I think "Whatti" jumped in
there too, to top it all off! What a waste...."
This fucking dude is not JUST PUTTING ME DOWN, HE'S PUTTING ALL
OF YOU DOWN TOO. I, hitch1969, promise do defend my fellow DOMER's
honor, from here out and at all times. Dammit, you may disagree with
me, you might dislike me, but I'm not putting up with this crap they
are doing to you. hitch1969 loves you all, and remember, I'M PROUD
OF YOU!!!
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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Mugambi
Baby
Henchman
Posts: 25
From:
Registered: Oct 2000 |
posted October 15, 2000
12:56 AM
Mugambi Baby drinks baby formula. Mugambi Baby thinks baby formula
is good for growing Mugambi Baby. Mugambi Baby does not like
alcohol. Mugambi Bbaby thinks alcohol is bad for everyone. Mugambi
Baby thinks everyone should drink baby formula. Mugambi Baby thinks
hitch1969 is funny. Mugambi Baby wants to share his formula with
hitch1969.
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No News Is Bad News.
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hitch1969
Henchman
Posts: 148
From:windsor, co, usa
Registered: Oct
2000 |
posted October 15, 2000
03:14 AM
"Mugambi Baby thinks hitch1969 is funny. Mugambi Baby wants to share
his formula with hitch1969."
hitch1969 like Mugambi Baby. hitch1969 say Mugambi Baby can share
formula anytime. hitch1969 thank Mugambi Baby for kind words and
offer of formula. hitch1969 is worried about Mugambi Baby. hitch1969
scared Mugambi Baby is depressed by No News is Good News. hitch1969
wants to take care of Mugambi Baby. hitch1969 encourages Mugambi
Baby to get bath and go night night and not let the bedbugs bite
Mugambi Baby. hitch1969 will check on Mugambi Baby in the morning,
sleep tight Mugambi Baby.
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"Here's the singer, and (circles hand
around head) HERE'S THE PLANETS!!!" -EVH, 1998
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Bugsy
Parker
Henchman
Posts: 2
From:Atlanta, GA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted October 15, 2000
06:01 AM
hitch single-handedly got me to register on this board. I was a
lurker, admittedly, but I've seen hitch infuriate people here and at
dlrarmy.com - this dude is funny..
AND he is reasonable- he has apologized when he feels he has
actually hurt someone's feelings.. I dunno, who cares.. dude's
funny..
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