The hitchWORLD ARCHIVES

I believe that it is always helpful to know who we are and from whence we came. Blah Blah Blah. Check the fucking "back issues" of !!!!

*12.15.00 - This was the very first version of hitchworld. I had this page up for about 10 hours before I was asked to remove it. WARNING: this page contains 12 fleshy vaginal closeups from labia reduction surgeries. Don't look at it if you don't like it. Includes a downloadable "lost weekend" video.

*12.16.00 to 12.28.00 - Well, this is where the controversy came to a head. The mother of all wars! I have made ONE change from the original. The picture of Brad (the great SATAN) originally had a swastika on the forehead. I was asked to remove it, so I brushed it out. The pic is still there though. INCLUDES: beauty tips for hogs. Another interesting note is that I actually pulled this site VOLUNTARILY because too many people thought it was serious. It was a fucking JOKE, for Christ sake... 

*01.01.01 to 01.08.01 - hitch1969 had alot going on legally, so Saddam Hussein took over the hitchworld. He tried to convince the masses that hitch "could change, guy!! RELAX"

*01.09.01 to 01.19.01 - Ole Saddam dropped in and updated his hitchworld (changed the song and background). Apparently he preferred the red pit of hell and a conversation with THE GREAT SATAN. I digress. This is the end of hitchworld beta 1. 

*01.19.01 to 01.31.01 - This is hitchworld beta version 2. Added new pages: Downloads, Spock's Corner, Links and Archives. Also centralized the image and sound files. INCLUDES: Edward Van Halen went to NAMM (via video) and hitch no likey. Mike Anthony went in person and I still don't likey.ADDED THE HITCHWORLD FORUMS on 1-25-01. Mike made some bullshit annoucement at NAMM. Fuckin' whiteboy's hot girlfriend was a hot piece of ass. Jimmy B funky corrected me grammatically. uh huh uh huh. I said "hot".

*Feb 2001 - Pretty boring month Van Halen-wise. However, this contains the GAY VAN HALEN 3 screen caps of Gary Cherone from the live at the 10spot concert acting like a fag and fingering his own ass. Thought they were so goddamned funny that I left them up all month long!!!

*March 2001 - The month started out with a TED TEMPLEMAN/ DICK VAN PATTEN conversion formula. As I added the "I Love hitch1969 And So Do You" thread in the newly created BEST OF hitch1969 page, things suddenly went downhill. That led me to question "What The FUCK Has Happened To hitchWORLD?". Then that dickhead SOUTH TEXAS ROCKER (STR) complained about what I said about him so I shut the fucking site down again for 15 days in bloody fuckin' shame (but my original sin LIVES AGAIN, here, in the ARCHIVES!!! FUCK YOU STR YOU LITTLE PUNK BITCH!!!

*04.01.01 to 04.14.01 - Saddam and SATAN took over hitchWORLD AGAIN while I orally fellatiated the hitchCOCK (uh huh uh huh)....uh, the site was down for a while... uh huh uh huh.

*04.15.01 to 04.30.01 - This is hitchWORLD beta version 3. hitch1969 had arisen on Easter Sunday, reclaiming this land from satanic forces,  much like J.C. before him, but it did not matter as the dormant Van Halen volcano was about to BLOW!!!  The first VAN HALEN-ish activity since November 5, 1999 when Cherone was fired... Dave breaks the silence and states he was working with Ed VH in July 2000, but that ended for no reason. Eddie VH responds that "rumors are rumors", and the VH fan base blows a fucking gasket! So Ed tries to DAMAGE control by (again) claiming that he is dying of cancer....Roth and hitchWORLD respond in kind.  

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