NEWS:

February 7, 2001: Van Halen III lovers and Cherone fans DEFEND THIS GAYNESS!!!

JESUS CHRIST, I forgot just how faggot and fucked up Van Halen III was. It really sucked. Please, you Cherone fans, defend these pictures of QUEERY MANBONE reaching down to finger himself. Tell me WHY you think he's not gay. Remember, these are just 4 random screen caps I did for fun. There's not a real strong argument here for heterosexuality. Look at Ed V's fucking face in that first picture. Pure horror. Right after that, Cherone goes over to Ed and hugs his inner thigh... And I didn't even get a screen cap of the "falling down the stairs incident" or Cherone walking all feminine with his hand on his hip while pulling up his shirt to reveal his tits during "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love".

February 2, 2001:  it's been a GODDAMNED good week for h69!!!

...WOW! Today I get a SECOND job offer from a "competing" company of the company that just hired me. There's a fuckin' ego boost. So I was riding that little high when I received a ruling from the Colorado Appellate Court: They have VACATED my child support obligation because it was calculated illegally by my ex-wife's lawyer. The previous order (which was NOT calculated illegally) that has HER paying ME is still in force. Now, she hasn't paid me in over 2 years so she is seriously delinquent. Looks like I'm not the only one who's gonna lose the privilege to drive in the state of Colorado. Looks like hitchman gonna get that license back and, (cough) a little backpayment...all the while choosing what job I want to take. Jesus, I haven't had a day this good in a few years. And, before I forget: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, little man!!! 

February 1, 2001: hitch1969 is officially EMPLOYED!!!

...And they said it would never happen. But it is true, hitch1969 successfully secured employment today. Now all the hitchbashers will have to find yet another reason to hate him. How will this affect hitchworld? My prediction is for sunny skies and good times ahead. You may ask, "hitchman, why? Why did you turn your back on the faithful, don't you stand for carefree mismanaged days?" Well, hitch1969's gotta SELL OUT to the man at sometime to pay that moron ex-wife. Well, ok, ya got me there. But it looked better than jail, so I dove in. Now is a time to celebrate at hitchworld. For the hitchman has done the unthinkable and the impossible!!!

February 1, 2001 : hitch1969 misses VAN HAGAR!!! Look at this pic from FARM AID 1985. Hey, I know that my page is supported by DLR ONLY factions. And, really, when a drunken Ed Van Halen fired Sammy Hagar, I looked at my ex-wife (at the time wife) and said, "Baby, Dave is Back!" This all was precluded in 1996, the year my first son was born. Friday is my son's 5th birthday, and I can't see him. I guess I've done something wrong. What is so funny is that my kids LOVE the (original) Van Halen Best Of DVD, and the 3 year old twins tell me (about the 1984 cover) "Daddy, babies don't smoke!!!  Well, I don't care to say much about anything, other than to say to my oldest son on FRIDAY FEB 2, "Hey Mr. Shebbles, I Love You with ALL MY HEART!!! YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME, AND I LOVE YOU!!!"