hitchWORLD1969 - Celebrating hitch1969 !!!

MY CRIME: Ignorance. (despite warnings since 7th grade thru college). MY PUNISHMENT: Correct the offending nomenclature. Refine English skills by viewing Dennis Miller rants. Follow up by reading several Hustler mags and confess to the hitchworld public that "I have sinned against you".

"Hitch! Great site! I've always been impressed by your posts. It's obvious that you are well-read and articulate. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't even bother mentioning this. But because it does seem you pride yourself on being an intelligent writer, I'm hoping you won't mind a well-intentioned grammar lesson.

Concerning your legal disclaimer: IT'S is not the possessive. To show possession, use ITS. As in, "Despite the best efforts of those two Dutch controlling douchebag fuckstick cocksuckers, Van Halen just may be returned to ITS former glory, after all."

The reason for this is because IT'S has to be used as a contraction. As in, "IT'S frustrating as hell for us as fans to have to put up with their bullshit. Imagine how DLR must feel."

I hope you are not offended by my pointing this out. I am only trying to give back a little, because you have made me laugh countless times. (I agree 100% with your take on the brothers. I loved your line about Eddie letting you down since you were 15 years old!) I do not post, so I don't have a name you will recognize. But I do check out the army forums constantly. thanks for hitchworld!"

Good work! I always fuck up the "its/it's". I NEVER CATCH IT! Always have. You think by now that hitch would learn. It's very important for all the younger hitchworld readers to impress upon them proper grammatical skills. He who can bullshit and express himself creatively always has the advantage in life. Whether it be in your career, with the women, or what have you. Eloquence is a MUST!!! I'm not the greatest lookin' dude, but I can't tell you how many panties I have gotten into simply from my line of shit. My advice is never to use a spellcheck, always flex the mental muscles and re-read it yourself. Using a calculator is bad enough. Math is for pussies, there is only one right answer. In the manifesto of life, many answers are possible. C'mon kids. TALK those panties off your girlfriend... Anyway, thanks to the reader who caught this. I'm proud of you.

January 25, 2001: The h69 Discussion Forum and Guest Book is up... please check in and let me know what you think.....

Was that Dave in the background? Why was Ed's voice slurred? Was Eddie actually drunk? You'll have your chance to be the judge if you just keep reading...

Seems that the "official" website is running MAJOR SPIN on this catastrophe. They are also offering a high bandwidth STREAM version for T1 and DSL with HIGH QUALITY video (150kbps as opposed to 34 kbps). So where does that leave us PATHETIC commoners with 28k-56k modem connections? IN THE FUCKING DARK??? Well, that's how Brad would have it. BUT NOT hitch. Nope.

hitchworld proudly presents the THIRD, and FINAL version of this controversial video, in it's best quality, in download format for the common man, courtesy of the DLRarmy. Proof that hitchworld, does indeed, care about the fans more than the Devil himself. Hey, I'm not the most likeable dude, but I do love sharing with the fellow fans. You guys are the best, and so is Van Halen!

Brad, we're not all as "hooked up" as you are. But we are the fans. And as much as I didn't like this video, we deserve equal access to it. Well, Brad's not gonna respond to that one. Nope, but here's what THE GREAT SATAN had to say:

"Although Edward was unable to attend the convention, he did film a special video that was shown to legions of fans who had swarmed the Peavey booth eager for a glimpse at the guitarist. If you don't have a sense of humor, you better get one before you watch the Real Media video, available via the link below, over the next few days. Ow!"

Yep. That's Brad's whitewash of the crap. But the after and before pics don't lie... Hey, I've got a GREAT sense of humor.... but c'mon, dude... that haircut is GAY, and Ed was wasted!!! (and that's a GOOD thing in my book)

the "dignified" elder statesman/guitar legend in the "official" press release

Ed, in this EXCLUSIVE NAMM video capture, fucking around like a 15 year old boy who's just discovered BEER

Don't get your panties in a bunch. Yeah, it's cool, but turns out it's more BAD news than good. Sounds like the reconvergence of classic Van Halen has been put off again, this time until "this fall or winter". Jeez. That's what they said last SUMMER after rumors this time last year about a summer 2000 release and 4th of July HBO Special. Jesus Christ Eddie, get your fucking shit together and do what you do best before you lose another hip, more of your tongue or liver. I swear that Ed and Al are the ONLY "musical geniuses" who could further FUCK THIS UP. Then they don't even have the BALLs to show up to hawk their own VANITY PRODUCT guitar at the Peavey Convention. (see January 21, 2000). So instead, they send Mr. "Over the Barrel, just a hired hand" Mike Anthony to whore out his new line of Bass guitars at the convention and field the questions about the band. Real chickenshit, Ed. The irony of it all is, Mike will probably GET INTO TROUBLE with the Van Halen CONTROL FREAK brothers because he revealed too much. Check it out, and watch it get pulled from circulation tomorrow! (c'mon, like that never has happened to mike)

January 22, 2001: A fan video of Michael Anthony's appearance at the NAMM convention

Fresh off the disappointment of the "Edward VH NAMM video" is a welcomed surprise from the LINKS. Brett and a user called Whiteboy have posted Whiteboy's camcorder footage of an autograph session with Mikey at the NAMM convention. It runs about 1:20, Mike looks happy and go-alongish as ever. And Whiteboy's girlfriend, HUBBA HUBBA, I'd bang that broad in 1:20!!! (If that was your sister, Whiteboy, I take that back, and no offense dude.) But she's pretty fresh. Anyhow, there are currently 2 versions of the same video. One is 9.7 MB and the other is 2.1MB. I personally went for the 9MB version, it took a little over an hour to download at 28.8, so you might wanna try the grainier 2MB for speed.

You'll probably need Quicktime 4 to run this if you don't have Windows media 7 or better. Brett says he's gonna post a streaming link tonight (yeah, you know how I LOVE STREAMS) however, in this case it may be better. I'll put the link below when I see it..

For months, Ed VH has been scheduled to make an appearance at the Peavy booth at the NAMM convention. For months, I have been reading DIPSHIT posts at the pleasureDUMP along the lines of "Is anyone going to NAMM?". Like it's something any fan of any fucking band would have to do to learn who THE FUCKING singer of their favorite band was. Like any of those pleasureHEADS have ever been to 'Nam. Let me tell you, I was in 'Nam, and many a young man proudly gave their life there for this country. I digress. I post it here, for you, the hitchworld diehards. The first link is a stream from Peavy. I fucking HATE STREAMS. You'll never find a fucking stream here at hitchworld. Anyway, thanks to the fine gents at the DLRarmy, the second link is a downloadable version. I suggest the downloadable, but if you really want to take the first step to recovery from this LAME ASS EDWARD VAN HALEN CHICKENSHIT, stream it and forget about after you close it!!!

NEW AND IMPROVED!! Well, NEW at least. I've added some pages and will continue to update this site to bring you the best "classic hitch1969" news, events, downloadables, etc. I'm not Mike Blair, for Christ's sake. I'm just the hitchman, and remember, I DO THIS ALL FOR YOU! I want to give back to the Van Halen fan-based community who tolerate hitch rants and mood swings on a daily basis. Not all of the links work yet, but look around and have fun. I will be adding a discussion board soon so you all can bash the FUCK out of me, praise me, whatever. You make it all worth it! And always remember: I'm proud of you!!!

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