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December 28, 2000
Again- I DO NOT REPRESENT THE DLRarmy in any way. They host "Slawterhouse Security" and I find those fuckers offensive, yet all voices are heard.. The ARMY is into FREE SPEECH. Leave censorship up to Vince, Brad, and SoCalChelle at the Pleasure Dome, the corporate sites. I am hitch1969. I stand alone.
I am sad that certain people take bullshit to extremes. Read this:
badkaraoke Crony  Posts: 198 |
Chelle: When you work as hard as you do it's not surprising that you get a reaction eventually! The people in this place are like rats in a cage sometimes and Hitch acts like one of the more inbred ones. As someone whose grandparents both endured the air raids during the battle of britain...as someone whose granparents both sacrificed a lot so, for example, the dutch (many of whom were freed by Canadian soldiers) could be free from Nazi oppresion...I am extremely offended. That's what Hitch wanted..but he doesn't even want to understand, y'know? It seems like a really stupid, juvenile and dumb thing to do. He doesn't understand what it felt like to walk out of your bomb shelter and realize that the people in the shelter next door were all dead because they got hit by a bomb. Sometimes they were your best friends. You realized all at once that 2 or 3 of your friends just died, and usually they were crushed to death. It was the Nazi's that did this. My grandfather outright refused to go in large capacity public areas after this, for the rest of his life. You would too. People panicked and sometimes killed (stepped on) their own children trying to get out of the shelters once they had been hit in an air raid. So seeing a swastika on a jewish persons head, like Hitch did, offends me. He needs to learn a small lesson and that lesson should be that he doesn't get to take part in the official Van Halen on-line community. Too bad, so sad. Them's the rules and he broke 'em. This is a kid whose biggest problem was a long line at Dairy Queen... he needs to see what people did for him and why he lives in a free country right now. This is the LAST time that particular user gets the luxury of my attention. I appreciate your patience in carrying out your duties SoCalChelle and I hope this experience doesn't result in your losing interest in being a moderator. I'm pretty sure it won't though, you seem like a fighter |
As someone whose grandparents both endured the air raids ... could be free from Nazi oppresion...I am extremely offended. That's what Hitch wanted..but he doesn't even want to understand, y'know? Well Fuck you, pal. You want attention as much as I do. Everyone knows this wasn't my intention. I'M A JEW, you fuckface...
So seeing a swastika on a jewish persons head, like Hitch did, offends me. He needs to learn a small lesson and that lesson should be that he doesn't get to take part in the official Van Halen on-line community. Is Brad Jewish? Who gives a FUCK. I am too, I told you. Quit scapegoating the sins of 60 fucking years ago on one Van Halen fan who has legit beefs with the PLEASURE DOME. Get over yourself. Going to blame me for FUCKING SLAVERY, TOO? Were your grandparents black? If they were, I hope my Jewish ancestors OWNED them. (that again, was a sarcastic joke you humorless FUCK)
This is what a VAN HALENless, politically correct society hath brought us to. Everyone internalizes everything. Well, don't get mad at me, you MOTHERFUCKER, charlie manson started the swastika on the unibrow bullshit.
You're such a pussy. email me, don't whine to SoCalledhitchFriend.
BTW, I hate gays and people with AIDS. just a hitch thing, I guess.
SPECIAL UPDATE 12-27-00: WOW! What a response! The WAR is going GREAT!!! You morons at the DOME are winning the battle FOR ME! I just looked, hell, my name is ALL OVER THE JOINT! I love it. You're all playing right in to my battle plans! MORE ATTENTION, please. I crave it!
http://www.van-halen.com/newsite/ubb/Forum6/HTML/001017.html
this one's my favorite!!!
Anyhow, just wanted to address a few things since I can no longer DEFEND MYSELF where everyone is BASHING ME...
1. I DO NOT REPRESENT the DLRarmy in any way, shape, or form. I've said it over and over. Anyone making that accusation is trying to pull a fast one on the DLRarmy. Don't confuse the issue, or the source. I am hitch1969. I represent myself.
2. This nonsense I am hearing over there about "oh we're losing good members because we're getting email from holocaust survivors and hitch is driving them away." What nonsense. Make up a better lie. We all know that nobody who's, like 80 fucking years old is gonna be at the DOME. What IS true is that alot of people support what I am saying and doing. I got 53 emails last night alone in a 45 minute period, all DOMERS encouraging me. They are afraid to publicly support me in fear of being banned.
3. The picture. Why is everyone pissed AT ME? I'm not the one with a swastika tattooed on my forehead! (that was a joke, Brad doesn't actually have a swastika... I don't think) HEY PEOPLE IT'S A FUCKING MANSON PARODY. PARODY. PROTECTED FIRST AMENDMENT SPEECH. Lest anyone think that Brad actually has devil horns and pointed ears. GET REAL. GET OVER YOURSELF. It was a joke. Find A REAL REASON to hate me! (I sure can)
4. Other than the PARODY PICTURES, name ONE THING I posted here about the DOME that isn't true.
...and always remember: I'm proud of you!!!
hitch out.
December 27, 2000: THE GREAT SATAN EXPOSED!!! Bradman is a POSER!!!
So I'm reading posts over at my FUTURE HOME, the hitchWORLDome, and I see this:
Bradman Godfather Posts: 567 |
I keep them abreast of things here. Also, I think you guys will enjoy this: The other day Michael asks me, "Hey Brad, what's with this Michael Jackson guy on the message boards?" I explained to him what the guy was trying to pull and how he was trying to dupe the fans by posing as an insider and we both agreed it was uncool. When things get rolling, there will be no doubt as to the legitamacy of info. You won't get info from someone posing as an 'insider' on the message boards. ------------------
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uhhhh, Hey BRAD: If you were talking to "Mike" (Anthony, I'm assuming), WHY NOT ASK HIM Who the FUCKING singer for VAN HALEN is, or ARE THEY GONNA DO AN ALBUM WITH ROTH OR WHAT??? Name dropping much, you POSER? What a MAJOR FUCKING DILDO!!! ..."I just thought you might get a kick out of the fact that I know and you don't, ha ha ha. My buddy Mike was asking about hitch1969, and we both agreed that he was uncool." (What a dipshit word. I said that like, in 3rd fucking grade, FONZIE!) Brad, you are the "great satan". You are exposed. You are a hangover from the Ray Danniels era. YOU WILL BE GONE SOON.
In other news, apparently JUST POSTING a link to hitchworld1969 at the dome will get you warning from a moderator. Stonecold22 sent me this little nugget this morning:
From: bradman@van-halen.com
To: spunmonkey22@hotmail.com
Subject: Posting Warning - The Pleasure Dome
Date: Sun, 24 Dec 2000 23:14:18 -0800
This is a warning for your post at:
http://www.van-halen.com/newsite/ubb/Forum2/HTML/003422.html#0
You are being warned for the following reason:
Referring to the moderators as "cheesy" is a sign of disrespect. Behavior
like that is not tolerated here. Refrain from doing so in the future.
Vince
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Jesus. What a scapegoat excuse because MY WEBSITE was linked with the
"Cheesy" remark. Petty much, Vincenzo? I know people who have said
WAY WORSE with no warning. Hell, just Christmas Eve, KANE started a
"hitch is the #1 DLR/FAN" thread over there that got erased in 5
minutes. I saved it, and you can check it out here- it's nowhere to be found
at the dome: http://www.dlrarmy.com/hitchworld1969/h69.mht
The saddest thing of all is what THE GREAT SATAN did to Brett over at LINKS. LINKS was a happening place. Not anymore. Brad stole all his accounts, just because of the "official" site allure and Brad's EMPTY FUCKING PROMISES that "you never know who'll show up". Has any Van Halen band member ever even WADED through the HEAPS OF BULLSHIT GARBAGE over at the DOME, let alone post? Nah, I bet old "Mike" found out about micheal jackson from www.vhnd.com. Grant runs the show 1000 times better than THE GREAT SATAN. And hey, I used to hate Brett. Not anymore, after I saw THE FUCKING that Brad gave him. Sorry Brett, you and your site deserve better. Help the guy get THE DOME running, two months later YOU'VE BEEN SHIT ON. Real cool, Brad.
And ALM5150, Andrea, YOU FUCKING CUNT. You disrespected Spock in a major way tonight. You're as low as that CRAPANESE piece of shit VINCE. Why don't you two go FUCK and make RETARDED BABIES? (If you can get his mouth off Cherone's KNOB, that is?) You dyke!!! (are you lipstick lesbian or diesel dyke?)
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So, I'm gonna retaliate. And I'm gonna do it so GOOD, and SO WELL, and so fucking easily. You can't stop me. I'm even gonna tell you EXACTLY what I'm gonna do before I do it. Not cyberterrorism or anything wimpy and gay like that. No, yours will be a NUISANCE attack, just for my pleasure. I have set up 15 bogus accounts. I will set up 15-20 more. I'm gonna pick a day within the next week and just SLAM your bullshit site with, well, BULLSHIT. Stupid stuff. Attacks on mods, false rumors, you name it. Maybe a few other surprises.
You FUCKERS had your chance to reinstate the "classic hitch1969" account. You could have kept track of me and knew what I was up to. SoCalChelle, you were offered amnesty and are so drunk with power over there THAT YOU HAVE THE BALLS to come over to the army and accuse me of stealing from you. Fuck you all. Fuck reinstatement. I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIVES SO fucking MISERABLE!!! Forever and ever.
Someday, the CATTLE over there will realize that Brad and the "official" discussion board are nothing but empty promises and a wading pool for FUCKERS WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT about Van Halen. The rest of us will just be sitting back, front and center, just LAUGHING our FUCKIN' HEADS OFF!!!
December 25, 2000: The BATTLE FOR THE PLEASURE DOME continues. Special Edition: RECON REPORT- hamburger head VINCE
-CLASSIFIED INFORMATION- Our fearless leader, hitch1969, received a "warning" email from HAMBURGER HEAD, four days AFTER being banned on December 18, 2000:
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This is a warning for your post at: http://www.van-halen.com/newsite/ubb/Forum2/HTML/002874.html#0 You are being warned for the following reason: Watch the personal attacks on the moderators. Vince |
....Didn't this CHUCKLEHEAD realize that I had already been banned? Was his retarded mind so full of gay thoughts that he had to further ostracize the hitchman??? I was pissed off and further hurt by THE GREAT SATAN, my old friend BRAD. "Fuck Christmas in the Bloody Fucking Ass", I thought. Spock had been calling me with "blah blah blah, let's be friends, blah blah blah, the needs of the many, blah blah blah". FUCK that Vulcan son-of-a-bitch. He had no feelings. WELL, I DO HAVE FEELINGS AND THEY ARE HURT, pointed ear MOTHERFUCKER!!! ...So I sent my best re-con soldier out to dig up dirt on the FLYING V HAMBURGER HEAD VINCENT!!! He did not disappoint...
First picture above shows Hamburger Head Vince and QUEERY CHERONE caught in a rage of HOMO! The next picture reveals the Flying V logging onto Cherone.com for some hot cyber with said QUEERY (notice the VH3 picture, top right... we know where Vince's loyalties lie...wonder why ROTH bashing and Hagar bashing go on and on, while bashing his "precious Gary" can get you banned?) The last picture was obtained only within an inch of our re-con soldier's life. Vincenzo, on the way to a "tryst" with QUEERY, threatened hard-ass navy training as he stood beside the "hamburglerCRANIUMobile".
...aaaah, C'mon Vince. I'm just kiddin'. Let's be PALS??? Reinstate the "classic hitch1969" account!!!
December 23, 2000: WAR DECLARED ON PLEASURE DOME!!!!
PRESS RELEASE: 12-23-2k:
"hitch1969 officially declares war, on
behalf of hitchWORLD1969, on BRADLEY-NOT-SO-MANLY
Starks
and his PLEASURE DOME!!!! The Pleasure Dome
has banned waaaay to many hitch incarnations without proper provocation. The
most recent banning was earlier this week in a "Watering Hole" thread
about LARS ULRICH. Not even the Vulcan SPOCK was able to negotiate peace on
behalf of hitchworld. Brad was sort of a Trojan Horse-politician type to
hitch1969. Cordials have always been exchanged between us at every banning, but
this time is the exception. Bradley, you were my friend. I am a hitchSCORNED.
Your board is NOTHING without hitch1969. NOTHING.
Of course, your main accomplice,
SoCalledhitchFRIEND, shall be enslaved in the occupation of hitch in the
Pleasure Dome. She played a small part in the banning, but her loyalties to
BRADLEY will be her undoing. SoCal, I offer you amnesty at hitchworld, but that
amnesty offer is over in two days. Per the Geneva Convention, and the US Supreme
Court, intentions are not legally defensible. "I was just only
following orders" didn't work for the NAZI dishdogs and it wont work for
you. Defect to hitchworld or be held accountable!!!
And the ORCHESTRATOR of this upheaval against
hitch1969, the instigator of this war and hate crimes, THE NERVE of THE LAST
NERVE on MY GUMS THAT ARE BLEEDING, Hamburger
Head MORON, FLYING V..
Vincent!!! You CRAPANESE piece of shit. My
God, man, have you looked at your own fucking picture? You will clean sewers and
ratholes in the new hitchWORLDome. Your meals will consist of feces and urine.
You will have a dog collar and answer to the name "hitchSHITWIPER",
because when the mighty hitch1969 defecates, you shall clean the rim with salad
tossage. Yours is an uncertain future. It shall not be pleasant, I promise, my
old foe.
So beware, as of this date. The seven headed serpent shall rise from the SEA OF BLOOD, as it will rain blood 40 days and 40 nights. The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers.
hitch1969 shall be avenged!!! When this war is over, just rename the maps and change your bookmarks and Favorites FROM "PleasureDOME"....... TO "hitchWORLDome"!!!
BRADLEY, spare your Dome, yourself, and your minions. REINSTATE the "classic hitch1969" account RIGHT NOW!!!
December 22, 2000: MORE STELLAR REVIEWS!!!
While I am trying to create a guest book form or something like that, I have received a some emails at my rothdavidian666@aol.com account offering glowing accounts and testimonials of hitchworld: "Damn fine page, hitch. I've always been a fan of substance over style. And hey, if the substance is there, the style always catches up, right? Or something like that. Could you e-mail me the info that was yanked about labia reductions? I've been curious about this. I mean, I like a little roast beef on the side as much as anybody, but who can argue with results? And thanks for the "Lost Weekend" clip. That brings back some memories!! Oh WOW!! A fucking Atari 5200!!! Hold me back!!! Well, you can count me in as a regular subscriber. I'll look forward to your next edition of hitchWORLD1969!!!" -Burning Tires, lifelong hitchworld member. "Thanks my brother!! You rule, and I have been to Hitchworld! Will visit often" - Mike B.
THIS JUST IN: hitchworld1969 declares WAR upon the PLEASURE DOME!!! More information as it comes in... a statement is expected soon from the infamous hitch1969. STAY TUNED
December 19, 2000: BEAUTY TIPS FOR HOGS
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Look at this hog. Yuk. My beauty tips would be: LOSE ABOUT 4,000 fucking pounds, you globeworm. Douche out the vaginal canal. Then lose another 50 pounds.
Nah, I'm being an asshole. Believe it or not I would actually do this chick!!! I mean, ya gotta look at the positives. No dude has ever fucked her. No diseases. uh...good at eating? Good with a straw in her mouth???
You gotta ask the hitchman WHY?? Well, as I've posted, I am a fan of ALL WOMEN. All women are equal in the hitch blackbook of L~O~V~E.
This poor gal. Photo on the internet, dudes making fun of her. hitch1969 lusting after her. I'm having a moment... nah, I'm not. Fuck her. She shouldn't be out in public dressed like that. She shouldn't be out in public!
What a fucking shame she let herself go like this. Waste of a good poontana...
Well dudes, the only worse thing could be sucking another man's chode. HOG ain't lookin' too bad now, huh? Anyway, get me some feedback on hitchworld1969. The only other feedback I saw was from ELVIS, who said something about this going to my head (whatever that meant).
December 16, 2000:
I promised updates for this site, and dammit I'm keeping my word!
I guess there is ONE RULE for hitchworld1969 and that rule is NO BEAVER SHOTS! hitch1969, true to form, had to learn this lesson the WRONG way. However, I digress as the stellar reviews are coming in... "That is one of the most informative web-sites I have ever seen ! Hitch I thankyou, especially for the education in labia reductions.. Hey I wonder if a dude has ever got his woman to go through this ?(cos he didnt like her big beef curtains ? or is it a procedure that the chicks themselves decide on ?? I think cosmetically the reduced labias definately looked better !" - testimonial from PanaMark. I want the site to be interactive, so that hitchpraisers as well as hitchbashers can drop me a line. I'll think about how to do that.
Hey, here's the DLR Eat 'Em And Smile icon for you to download and use on your Windows desktop:
Just do the RIGHT CLICK, SAVE TARGET AS deal. I personally was using it for
"My Documents" but you can use it anywhere an icon is needed. I know
people are gonna bitch that I've posted this shit before in the forums and that
it's nothing new, and that hitchworld1969 sucks, but remember this is a very new
site and I am a fucking moron when it comes to web design. So hang in there with
me, and keep checking back because I do have lofty plans for the hitchworld.
well, here's something new, from the hitchARCHIVES: http://www.dlrarmy.com//hitchworld1969/cherone.mht you should be able to click the link, or do SAVE TARGET AS trick if not. It's a classic cherone bashing I posted here on 7-24-2k in the forums. hitch1969 was just a blossoming flower. Kinda like my "Anakin" phase, and we all know what he grew up to be.
Rock on, and remember- hitchworld1969 is here for YOU. Please visit often and tell your friends about hitchworld1969. The site will get better. you can email me ideas and feedback (for now) at rothdavidian666@aol.com
December 15, 2000:
Welcome to the future home of hitchworld1969!!!
Most people are thinking, "Why, hitch1969, why is it necessary to put this website in a hitchworld1969LESS world." Well, that was my fuckin' point exactly. The world needs hitch1969. Whether it be to bash him, look to him for tips on how to "hog it", what have you; I concluded that it was indeed time that I reward the fine www.dlrarmy.com community with a special place that dudes can hang out and be dudes. A place where men can come together, but chicks can show up too... Kind of like "Hooters", but more like "The Man Show", except without the television, the Juggies, girls on trampolines... well, fuck it! THIS IS hitchworld. There are no rules. This is my latest contribution to the DLRarmy, the "Lost Weekend" commercial being the first. Download it here if you missed it.... (right click, SAVE TARGET AS)
Anyway, in the near future I plan to add WAY MORE shit. Maybe some hitch rants, downloadables, critiques of the hitchman (yes, sundog and other hitchbashers all will have their day at hitchworld), old threads from all my alternate identities and the like. Oh yeah, and lots of DLR AND HALEN shit, I promise. But make no mistake... this site is about celebrating classic hitch1969 and the other flavors of hitch.
Below are some LABIA REDUCTION surgerys in the meantime for "educational purposes" to whet your appetite for the premiere of h i t c h WORLD 1969... Apparently oversized labia are a problem for some women and cosmetic surgery is the only answer for them. I don't know. from the hitch1969 perspective, I say "keep the flab down there, it's gotta be extra stroke for the hitchSHAFT." Anyway, enjoy!!!
-dh
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posted December 27, 2000 12:42 PM